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Welcome to whatever this website is.

Even though it started as a celebration of Sandra Bullock’s genius, I have some plans to expand into other areas such as celebrating Sylvester Stallone’s genius.

No pattern there!

Joking aside, an attempt will be made to take this website a bit more seriously and to update it regularly.

Enjoy!


(2021) The Unforgivable

(2021) The Unforgivable

How does one rebuild their life after doing something unforgivable? Like what if someone kills a cop (spoiler alert), or makes a mediocre movie that someone else has to put a positive spin on because it’s their whole gimmick (even spoilerer alert)? Can they ever go on? Should they? What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out!

Music

Music

I found this list on /mu/ as an image, so I turned it into text using OCR (meaning it’s not perfect) and added a simple JS random number generator. The general idea is to click the button and then listen to the album that comes up. That is all.

Stuff from Instagram

Stuff from Instagram

Since I’ve deleted my Instagram account, this is an archive of all posts and their descriptions. WORMSIGN! (Nov 5 2021) WORMSIGN! This thing is far from finished. I started this project back in September, then took a break from… everything, and now I can’t make myself work on it anymore, while simultaneously feeling blocked by it. To unclog the creative pipes, here’s a rushed Maker with explosions borrowed from Google. " โ€œA process cannot be understood by stopping it.
(1998) Practical Magic

(1998) Practical Magic

There’s a LOT going on in this movie. It manages to be light-hearted and simultaneously has the darkest plot imaginable: two unsuspecting women are being harassed by Jimmy, a Croatian man. Although he is really trying to sound like a, in their words, “Dracula cowboy from Transylvania”, he sounds like Borat and Papa Lazarou had a child. The latter only because there’s a scene where he’s repeatedly yelling “I want you to be my wife!
(2002) Two Weeks Notice

(2002) Two Weeks Notice

Depicted: Behind the scenes - Sandra explaining to Hugh how insufferable he is. This movie is a paint-by-numbers romantic comedy, except for one thing - Hugh Grant somehow manages to be the most despicable person in a movie that features Donald Trump. This throws shade on the playful “will they won’t they” plot because you really start rooting for the “pls no” option. Story There’s no complexity here. He was a boy, she was a girl.
(2005) Miss Congeniality 2

(2005) Miss Congeniality 2

Miss Congeniality was a masterpiece, but how does the sequel compare? It’s up there! I was afraid that they’ll just rehash the formula from the first movie, but they didn’t. They changed the formula, and it worked. Story After winning Miss Congeniality in the first movie, Grace became too famous for her own good. People are recognizing her everywhere, even during actual FBI actions, which results in one of them going south.
(2013) Aningaaq

(2013) Aningaaq

This short is a tie-in with Gravity. Some dude’s dream comes true when Sandra calls him on the phone. It’s just 5 minutes long and can’t be judged using the same criteria as the rest of the movies. But it can’t be rated lower than 10/10 because it adds additional depth and lore to the main movie. Which is freaking amazing! Final Verdict Watch Gravity, then watch this. Category Rating Story 08 / 10 Characters 08 / 10 Sandra Bullock on-screen-time 00 / 10 Special effects 00 / 10 FINAL RATING 10 / 10
(2013) Gravity

(2013) Gravity

This movie is not reviewable. People tried, and they failed. Commenting on the story, nitpicking the tiny technical details the movie got wrong (looking at you, Neil deGrasse Tyson), or picking the characters and their motivations apart, is missing the point. It’s a feeling set in space, accompanied by an orchestra. It’s sad, it’s beautiful, it’s human. And it kills off unnecessary characters quickly so that Sandra can do her magic.
(1995) The Net

(1995) The Net

This movie is visionary. It’s Mr. Robot before it was cool. There’s hacking, there’s working from home, there’s phishing and identity theft, and they invent the word “simp”. Well, Sandra does! Story Sandra Angela Bennett lives as a secluded system analyst for a huge cybersecurity company. She works from home, nobody knows what she looks like, and can fix anything. Yup, she’s awesome. At the beginning of the movie, we see her removing a virus from what can only be identified as Wolfenstein 3D.