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Welcome to whatever this website is.

Even though it started as a celebration of Sandra Bullock’s genius, I have some plans to expand into other areas such as celebrating Sylvester Stallone’s genius.

No pattern there!

Joking aside, an attempt will be made to take this website a bit more seriously and to update it regularly.

Enjoy!


(2021) The Unforgivable

(2021) The Unforgivable

How does one rebuild their life after doing something unforgivable? Like what if someone kills a cop (spoiler alert), or makes a mediocre movie that someone else has to put a positive spin on because it’s their whole gimmick (even spoilerer alert)? Can they ever go on? Should they? What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out!

Music

Music

I found this list on /mu/ as an image, so I turned it into text using OCR (meaning it’s not perfect) and added a simple JS random number generator. The general idea is to click the button and then listen to the album that comes up. That is all.

(2002) Two Weeks Notice

(2002) Two Weeks Notice

Depicted: Behind the scenes - Sandra explaining to Hugh how insufferable he is.

This movie is a paint-by-numbers romantic comedy, except for one thing - Hugh Grant somehow manages to be the most despicable person in a movie that features Donald Trump. This throws shade on the playful “will they won’t they” plot because you really start rooting for the “pls no” option.

(2005) Miss Congeniality 2

(2005) Miss Congeniality 2

Miss Congeniality was a masterpiece, but how does the sequel compare? It’s up there! I was afraid that they’ll just rehash the formula from the first movie, but they didn’t. They changed the formula, and it worked.

Story

After winning Miss Congeniality in the first movie, Grace became too famous for her own good. People are recognizing her everywhere, even during actual FBI actions, which results in one of them going south.

(2013) Aningaaq

(2013) Aningaaq

This short is a tie-in with Gravity. Some dude’s dream comes true when Sandra calls him on the phone. It’s just 5 minutes long and can’t be judged using the same criteria as the rest of the movies. But it can’t be rated lower than 10/10 because it adds additional depth and lore to the main movie. Which is freaking amazing!

(2013) Gravity

(2013) Gravity

This movie is not reviewable. People tried, and they failed. Commenting on the story, nitpicking the tiny technical details the movie got wrong (looking at you, Neil deGrasse Tyson), or picking the characters and their motivations apart, is missing the point.

It’s a feeling set in space, accompanied by an orchestra. It’s sad, it’s beautiful, it’s human.

And it kills off unnecessary characters quickly so that Sandra can do her magic. Sorry Clooney, it’s Sandra Bullock’s space, we are just living in it.

(1995) The Net

(1995) The Net

This movie is visionary. It’s Mr. Robot before it was cool. There’s hacking, there’s working from home, there’s phishing and identity theft, and they invent the word “simp”. Well, Sandra does!