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Now THIS is a movie. First rewatch on this list, and totally worth it. I don’t even know where to start. Just watch it. Even if you did, watch it again, right now. I’ll wait.

I almost can’t believe I spent my “You can’t She’s All That Sandra Bullock” argument on Miss Congeniality. YOU 👏 CAN’T 👏 SHE’S-ALL-THAT 👏 SANDRA 👏 BULLOCK. See, I was even nice enough to omit a couple of claps and used hyphens instead.

Having never seen any of the Ocean’s XY movies, I didn’t know what to expect from this one. Luckily, it doesn’t rely on anyone knowing anything about the other movies, and is a standalone story.

This movie was built around a ridiculous premise that, somehow, nobody finds Sandra Bullock attractive because she’s a bit of a tomboy.

She plays a badass FBI agent that doesn’t take shit from anyone. Unfortunately, being a smart, resourceful agent is not enough. Everyone keeps ignoring her because she’s a woman, and not into making herself look pretty. AS IF SHE HAS TO TRY. That’s a plot hole, if there ever was one. You can’t She’s All That Sandra Bullock! Come on Hollywood, you should know better.

Imagine living in a world where you can’t go outside. A world where even looking through the window may kill you. We’re not talking climate change - welcome to Bird Box!

This Netflix movie is based on a book. But there’s no Sandra Bullock in the book, so the movie is obviously better.